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Cledus T. Judd
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Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again.
I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails, Trimmed my nose hairs just right. I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest, But there's no chance tonight.
It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer. I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed. As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores. Did I shave my back for this?
Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife.
Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let, 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Me take her to that motel with a pool. You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime. And them vibratin' beds sure are cool.
I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe, Trimmed my toupee just right. Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green, Er, you know the directions said that it might.
Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T. Most find me hard to resist. I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for! Did I shave my back for this?
Deanna, did I shave my back for this? Ooh ooh ooh.
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